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    August 07

    笑话一则

    话说哥哥有两个小助手,都是小姑娘,我们暂称为小A小B.昨晚睡前,我和哥哥对话如下:
    猫猫:哥哥,你喜欢小A还是小B?
    哥哥:你干嘛突然这么问(警惕性一下子上来)
    猫猫:没什么啦,随便问问,人家说办公室很容易搞小三的.
    哥哥:哦,两个都不喜欢.(放松)
    猫猫:为什么不喜欢啦?假如没有小猫,你选一个嘛,一定选一个!
    哥哥:我选小猫.(谄媚的笑)
    猫猫:去去去,那你说,谁瘦?
    哥哥:小A.
    猫猫:那谁高?
    哥哥:小B.
    猫猫:谁脾气好?
    哥哥:都不好,一个邋遢一个凶.
    猫猫:哦,那你喜欢 小A.
    哥哥:为什么!!!!
    猫猫:没为什么,你总归会喜欢一个的!我都说了没有我的情况下,叫你选一个,别打擦边球.
    哥哥:这样啊....你别逼我.
    猫猫:我不会生气的.
    哥哥:好吧...猫猫最漂亮猫猫最温柔猫猫最好,我只选猫猫可以了吧.
    猫猫:(大笑)你真聪明!恭喜你通过考验.
    哥哥:(擦汗)还好还好.
    猫猫:谁教你的???!!
    哥哥:你教的,你以前说无论什么情况下,都不能对别的女性表示出好感的.
     
    哈哈,纯属娱乐.
    11:50 AM | Blog it

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    鹃 屠wrote:
    O(∩_∩)O哈哈~ 高徒啊！
    Aug. 13

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